The You Problem Tee

Because somehow you’ve mistaken me for someone who can help. 

Bad decision? You problem.
Don’t like what I’m doing? You problem.
About to make your bullshit my bullshit? Absolutely fucking not.

The You Problem Tee is for the generation that finally learnt the beautiful art of not my circus, not my monkeys - with significantly less wording.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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