The Two Shits Tee

Not one. Not two. Actually… none. 😂

For the generation that perfected the art of giving absolutely zero fucks before giving zero fucks was even a personality trait.

The Two Shits Tee says exactly what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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