The Tough Titties Tee

The sympathy department is officially closed. 

Don’t like it? Tough titties.
Didn’t get your own way? Tough titties.
Came looking for someone to sugar-coat it? Wrong fucking shirt.

The Tough Titties Tee is a throwback to one of the greatest ways of saying well, that’s unfortunate… anyway.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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