The Stiff Shit Tee

The original sounds like a you problem. 

Things didn’t go your way? Stiff shit.
Don’t like it? Stiff shit.
Expected someone else to fix it for you? You guessed it.

The Stiff Shit Tee is a throwback to when sympathy was limited, and two words were enough to let you know nobody was changing their mind.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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