The Knob Jockey Tee

An insult that requires absolutely no explanation. 😂

For the generation that could insult their best mate, a sibling or some random dickhead using two words that really had no business being put together.

The Knob Jockey Tee is immature, inappropriate and exactly the kind of shit we grew up saying.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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