The Get Bent Tee

The millennial-friendly version of fuck off. 😂

Short, sharp and straight from the era when being told to get bent was a perfectly reasonable way to end an argument.

The Get Bent Tee is nostalgic attitude with zero explanation required. Simple. Smartarse.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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