The Fuck Stick Tee

An insult. A term of endearment. Depends entirely on the fuck stick. 

Straight from the vocabulary of a generation that could turn almost any combination of words into an insult.

The Fuck Stick Tee is simple, nostalgic and appropriately inappropriate. No inspirational message. No deeper meaning. Just… fuck stick.

⚠️ This is a pre-order item. Estimated dispatch: Mid-September 2026

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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