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The Bare Minimum Tee

The Bare Minimum Tee

Because really, it's the bare f*cking minimum. 

Two simple reminders. No overcomplicated life advice. Just do less of the sh*t that doesn't serve you and try not to be a c*nt while you're at it. 

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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Regular price $99.00 AUD
Regular price Sale price $99.00 AUD
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Color: Black
Size

⚡ THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM Pre-orders close 27/09/2026. Expected dispatch by 19/10/2026. Please check the size guide carefully before ordering.

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