Skip to product information
1 of 2

Dehydrated Bitch V Neck Tee

Dehydrated Bitch V Neck Tee

Hydration advice, but make it fucking wearable. 💦😂

Featuring the not-so-gentle reminder:

DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER, YOU DEHYDRATED BITCH.

For the chronically thirsty, the emotional-support-water-bottle owners, and anyone who somehow makes it to 3pm running purely on coffee and bad decisions.

Throw it on, fill your fucking water bottle and consider this your daily reminder to hydrate.

Stay hydrated, bitch. 💦🖤

  • Regular fit
  • 180 GSM, 100% combed cotton
  • V-Neck
  • Self-fabric neck rib 
  • Side seamed
  • Shoulder to shoulder tape
  • Double needle hems
  • Preshrunk to minimise shrinkage 

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

Returns

Check out our returns policy.

Regular price $69.00 AUD
Regular price Sale price $69.00 AUD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Color: Black
Size

âš¡ THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM Pre-orders close 27/09/2026. Expected dispatch by 19/10/2026. Please check the size guide carefully before ordering.

View full details