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Dehydrated Bitch Tee

Dehydrated Bitch Tee

Hydration advice, but make it fucking wearable. 💦😂

Featuring the not-so-gentle reminder:

DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER, YOU DEHYDRATED BITCH.

For the chronically thirsty, the emotional-support-water-bottle owners, and anyone who somehow makes it to 3pm running purely on coffee and bad decisions.

Throw it on, fill your fucking water bottle and consider this your daily reminder to hydrate.

Stay hydrated, bitch. 💦🖤

• Regular unisex fit
• 180 GSM 100% combed cotton
• Neck ribbing and side seams
• Double needle hems
• Minimal shrinkage

Care Instructions 

- Machine wash cold with like colours.
- Do not bleach.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Do not dry clean.
- Do not iron if printed.
- Line dry in shade.

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Regular price $69.00 AUD
Regular price Sale price $69.00 AUD
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Color: White
Size

âš¡ THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM Pre-orders close 27/09/2026. Expected dispatch by 19/10/2026. Please check the size guide carefully before ordering.

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