{"product_id":"dehydrated-bitch-v-neck-tee","title":"Dehydrated Bitch V Neck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHydration advice, but make it fucking wearable. 💦😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the not-so-gentle reminder:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDRINK SOME FUCKING WATER, YOU DEHYDRATED BITCH.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor the chronically thirsty, the emotional-support-water-bottle owners, and anyone who somehow makes it to 3pm running purely on coffee and bad decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrow it on, fill your fucking water bottle and consider this your daily reminder to hydrate.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStay hydrated, bitch. 💦🖤\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e180 GSM, 100% combed cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eV-Neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelf-fabric neck rib \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSide seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder to shoulder tape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble needle hems\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk to minimise shrinkage \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e- Machine wash cold with like colours.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not tumble dry.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dry clean.\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron if printed.\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry in shade.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReturns\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eCheck out our returns policy.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jodie Dukes","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":50580491534553,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50580491567321,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50580491600089,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50580491632857,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50580491665625,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50580491698393,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XS","offer_id":50580491731161,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":50580491763929,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":50580491796697,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":50580491829465,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":50580491862233,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":50580491895001,"sku":null,"price":69.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0735\/4404\/0665\/files\/13.png?v=1790840407","url":"https:\/\/jodiedukes.com\/products\/dehydrated-bitch-v-neck-tee","provider":"Jodie Dukes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}